My cell phone rang, it was Kitty. Why does she always call when I'm in the car?
"What are you doing tonight?"
"I'm in the car, on my way to Pechanga," I replied.
I had to pull the phone away from my ear, she was laughing so hard. After what seemed like an eternity, she stopped laughing and wheezed, "Isn't that Navajo for vagina?"
"They have a great buffet."